You Cant Drink All Day If You Dont Start in the Morning by Celia Rivenbark - She Just Keeps Getting Better!...

From the author of the bestselling classics We're Just Like You, Only Prettier, and Bless Your Heart, Tramp, comes a collection of essays so funny, you'll shoot co'cola out of your nose. Topics include such gems as:

• Why Miss North Carolina is too nice to hate

• How Gwyneth Paltrow wants to improve your pathetic life

• Strapped for cash? Try cat whispering

• Sex every night for a year? How do you wrap that?

• Get yer Wassail on: It's carolin' time

• Airlines serving up one hot mess

• Action figure Jesus

• Why Clay Aiken ain't marrying your glandular daughter

• And much more!

Complete with a treasure trove of Celia's genuine southern recipes, You Can't Drink All Day if You Don't Start in the Morning is sure to appeal to anyone who lives south of something.

She Just Keeps Getting Better!...
I have read (and loved) all of Miss Celia's books, but I really think this is my favorite. She has the same dry, sarcastic humor as myself, so all her books are just laugh-out-loud funny to me. Almost every chapter I found to be funnier than the last. One Hot Mess Airlines had me laughing my butt off, and the one where her daughter and friend set up a Facebook account in Celia's name...HA! The more I read, the more I heard myself saying 'That's EXACTLY how I feel!' or 'Seriously, who does Gwyneth Paltrow think she IS??'. And Jon and Kate?? Don't get me started... (I'd LOVE to hear what she has to say about this whole Tiger Woods mess!).

I could go on and on and talk about how and why I loved each chapter, but I'll spare you. Basically, this is a great book and I absolutely recommend it. Really, you can pick up any one of her books and it'll be a fun read. Ms. Rivenbark, I loved the book, and can't WAIT for your next one...though I gotta say, I'm kinda hoping it's NOT about a blood sucking Bubba. I'm just not sure the world's ready for a Redneck Twilight!

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